Marsha Canham's Blog

May 28, 2011

A touch of irreverence

Filed under: Caesars Through the Fence — marshacanham @ 8:20 pm

A friend sent me this list in an email and I thought it would be good for a chuckle or two.

  
  1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your
  computer history if you die.
  
  2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
  you’re wrong.
  
  3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was
  younger.
  
  4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
  
  5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
  
  6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
  
  7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure
  I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
    
  8. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
 
  9. Bad decisions make good stories.
  
  10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
  when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the
  rest of the day.
  
  11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t
  want to have to restart my collection…again.
  
12. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if
  I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I
  did not make any changes to.
  
  13. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
  answer when they call.
  
  14. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
  
    
  15. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
  
  
  16. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and
  smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
  
 17. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to
  prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and
  sisters!
  
  18. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,
  and you can wear them forever.
  
  19. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not
  know what time it is.
  
  20. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys
  in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey –
  but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away,
  in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
  
  21. The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and
  the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men
 to realize that their brain is also important.

 

I’m still chuckling cuz so many of them are true.

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2 Comments »

  1. Some of these are too close to home! LOL Thanks for the smiles.

    Comment by Jill Metcalf — May 28, 2011 @ 8:35 pm | Reply

  2. Number 9 is a classic! Love it.

    Comment by Elizabeth Aston — May 29, 2011 @ 2:39 pm | Reply


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